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My Little Satnav
Topic Started: Tuesday, 14. May 2013, 18:02 (514 Views)
RedDragon
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This is definately one for the men but i'm sure you ladies will like a read and a laugh !!


I have a little Satnav

It sits there in my car

A Satnav is a driver's friend

It tells you where you are


I have a little Satnav

I've had it all my life

It's better than the normal ones

My Satnav is my wife


It gives me full instructions

Especially how to drive

"It's thirty miles an hour", it says

"You're doing thirty five"


It tells me when to stop and start

And when to use the brake

And tells me that it's never ever

Safe to overtake


It tells me when a light is red

And when it goes to green

It seems to know instinctively

Just when to intervene


It lists the vehicles just in front

And all those to the rear

And taking this into account

It specifies my gear.


I'm sure no other driver

Has so helpful a device

For when we leave and lock the car

It still gives its advice


It fills me up with counselling

Each journey's pretty fraught

So why don't I exchange it

And get a quieter sort?


Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,

Makes sure I'm properly fed,

It washes all my shirts and things

And keeps me warm in bed!


Despite all these advantages

And my tendency to scoff,

I only wish that now and then

I could turn the bugger off.














Edited by RedDragon, Tuesday, 14. May 2013, 18:03.
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Nik Gnashers
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:D Very good, I hope you dont mind me sharing that !
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Mr Jingles
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Good one Vance, probably more reiable as well eh ? :thumb:
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That's very good, and very true :whistle:
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nice one,and true. last year drove from blackpool to south east London armed only with a printed google map and directions and the wife who was reading directions from google map,only took one wrong turn in London,not bad,that was before invested in sat nav,well had to as lost for 2hrs driving round London trying find way out as the route we were taking home had road closures due to a march,and no idea of re directions,the wife does not re calculate the route like sat nav.best piece of modern technology I ever invested in,now go all over the country and never been lost once,beats a google map any day...
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and no need to take the wife now lol
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