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| VoG | Sunday, 28. April 2013, 14:48 Post #1 |
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It is a typical Western Saloon. Outside, the Sun bakes the wooden sidewalks and the occasional Tumbleweed blows past. Inside, there's the long dark oak bar, polished by a thousand arms, there's a round table with the inevitable card-players playing Poker and, in the corner, the inevitable an old piano with a guy thumping out a tune.[imgw=600]http://z1.ifrm.com/2510/101/0/p1031383/pianomusic.gif[/imgw] The bat-wing doors swing open with a creak and a cowboy ambles towards the bar. His spurs clink as he walks, the leather of his low-slung holster creaks slightly with the weight of the Colt 45 it carries and his fine Stetson hat scatters a fine cloud of trail-dust as he crosses the floorboards. He reaches the bar and calls out,
The bartender puts down the cloth with which he is polishing beer glasses, reaches for the cheap whiskey and pours the stranger a shot. In one smooth motion, the cowboy downs the liquor, whips out his 45 and blows the left ear-lobe off the pianist. With an equally rapid move, he blows the smoke from the muzzle of his weapon and slides it back into his holster. The Piano player makes no move and the music continues[imgw=600]http://z1.ifrm.com/2510/101/0/p1031383/pianomusic.gif[/imgw]
Although apparently perplexed as to why, the cowboy takes the file the Barman offers, and does as suggested. Then he holsters the weapon and calls out,
The Bartender pours another shot of the cheap stuff and slides it along the bar to the Cowboy. Even faster than before, the cowboy downs the liquor, whips out his 45 and blows the RIGHT ear-lobe off the pianist. He again blows the smoke from the muzzle of his weapon and slides it back into his holster. The Piano player makes no move and the music contrinues[imgw=600]http://z1.ifrm.com/2510/101/0/p1031383/pianomusic.gif[/imgw]
Again somewhat perplexed as to why, the cowboy takes the file once more and does as the bartender suggests. Then he holsters the weapon and once again calls out,
The Bartender pours yet another shot of the cheap stuff and slides it along the bar to the Cowboy. Like lightning, the cowboy downs the liquor, whips out his 45 and blows the Tip of the Nose off the pianist. Once more he blows the smoke from the muzzle of his weapon and slides it back into his holster. The Piano player makes no move and the music continues[imgw=600]http://z1.ifrm.com/2510/101/0/p1031383/pianomusic.gif[/imgw]
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