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Topic Started: Sunday, 28. April 2013, 11:40 (391 Views)
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN:"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure....Go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$65,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN:"Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks:

"Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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Son of Karl
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Good joke but hard to read because of the colour. 43CT009. NSW. Hunter Valley
Hello. From 43CT009. I have now got my. Call sign I will try to make contract. With some CT member. Soon. I have a home base set up. And. Also a 4x4. Moblie. Station..... So as I drive around my part of. Austrailia
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Good lord my eyes hurt!!!








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Cracking joke but as others have said very hard to read especially for the colour blind of us :phew:
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