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| Sgt Bilko | Sunday, 10. March 2013, 16:48 Post #1 |
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Oh what a sleekit horrible beast lurks in your belly after a feast Just as you sit down among your kin there starts to stir an enormous yin The neeps an tatties and mushy peas start workin like a gentle breeze But soon the pudding that you face will have you blowin all over the place No matter what the hell you dae everyone will have to pay Even when you try to stifle out it comes like a bullet from a rifle You hold your bum tight to the chair and try to stop the leakin air But all your efforts go asunder when oot it comes like a clap oh thunder It ricochets around the room the noise is like a sonic boom God almighty it fairly reeks I hope I hav'nae pooh my breeks Tae the bog I better scurry, oh whats the use its not my worry. Everybody round about is chokin, one or two are nearly boakin I'll feel better in a while but I cannie help but raise a smile "WAS HIM" I shout with with an accusing glower but its too late he just keeled ower You dirty bugger they shout and stare, I dont feel welcome any mair. But where you go let your wind go free that sounds like good advice to me What a fuss at Rabbies party all because of one wee farty! |
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| UKSniper1 | Monday, 11. March 2013, 02:20 Post #2 |
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haahahaahah..class mate... i had stovies,and rhubarb and custard for pud, and a few beers to wash it down the night...me wife still wont believe it was the kids ahahahahaahah atb..wayne. |
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| Sam WD40 | Monday, 11. March 2013, 13:25 Post #3 |
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UMMM STOVIES taties neeps onion and corned beef yummy |
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[marq=Left]STOP READING MY CRAP GO GET SOME DX DONE ![/marq] M0SRW 26-CT-747 IF YA NEIGHBOURS STILL TALK TO YOU GET A BIGGER ANTENNA ! Failure is not an option! BUT smashing it with a BIG hammer is ![]() | |
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| UKSniper1 | Monday, 11. March 2013, 23:51 Post #4 |
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Haahahahha...dam im feeling hungry again now lol... cheers...wayne. |
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| Pioneer | Thursday, 14. March 2013, 14:25 Post #5 |
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mm,food,lovely,except when ya got cook it,for 400 people every day,ah well pays the bills. |
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