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Ode To A Fart
Topic Started: Sunday, 10. March 2013, 16:48 (435 Views)
Sgt Bilko
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Oh what a sleekit horrible beast lurks in your belly after a feast
Just as you sit down among your kin there starts to stir an enormous yin
The neeps an tatties and mushy peas start workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the pudding that you face will have you blowin all over the place

No matter what the hell you dae everyone will have to pay
Even when you try to stifle out it comes like a bullet from a rifle
You hold your bum tight to the chair and try to stop the leakin air

But all your efforts go asunder when oot it comes like a clap oh thunder
It ricochets around the room the noise is like a sonic boom
God almighty it fairly reeks I hope I hav'nae pooh my breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry, oh whats the use its not my worry.

Everybody round about is chokin, one or two are nearly boakin
I'll feel better in a while but I cannie help but raise a smile
"WAS HIM" I shout with with an accusing glower but its too late he just keeled ower
You dirty bugger they shout and stare, I dont feel welcome any mair.

But where you go let your wind go free that sounds like good advice to me
What a fuss at Rabbies party all because of one wee farty!



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UKSniper1
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haahahaahah..class mate... :D
i had stovies,and rhubarb and custard for pud, and a few beers to wash it down the night...me wife still wont believe it was the kids ahahahahaahah :D
atb..wayne.
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Sam WD40
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UMMM STOVIES taties neeps onion and corned beef yummy
[marq=Left]STOP READING MY CRAP GO GET SOME DX DONE ![/marq]

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IF YA NEIGHBOURS STILL TALK TO YOU GET A BIGGER ANTENNA !

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Sam WD40
Monday, 11. March 2013, 13:25
UMMM STOVIES taties neeps onion and corned beef yummy
Haahahahha...dam im feeling hungry again now lol... :D
cheers...wayne.
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icom 706 mk-2
ldg z-100 atu
sigma lw-40 long wire
pro whips delta loop(6 meter legs)
ar-303 rotator
zetagi 4 way antenna switch
zetagi swr/power meter
baofeng uv5r
2x binatone pmr's
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Pioneer
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mm,food,lovely,except when ya got cook it,for 400 people every day,ah well pays the bills.
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